1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,400 As chief of medicine, it's my responsibility to know everything that's 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,400 going on in the hospital. 3 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:08,700 Give me the rundown, Francois. Okay, I moved Dr. Gupta's schedule so he's no 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,780 longer on but Dr. Baldwin, because as we know, day banging. 5 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:15,600 I'm proud of Gupta. He's really making the most of those new hair plugs. 6 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:17,920 And how's the new travel nurse doing? 7 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:20,700 The real question is, who is the new travel nurse doing? 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,679 She banging? 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,680 She banging. 10 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:26,130 Girl, maybe that's why they call her a travel nurse, because she gets around. 11 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:29,430 Did I do it right? Did I read her for filth? Baby, I can tell you've been at 12 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,050 the library, because yes, you did. 13 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:34,170 Oh, hello, Elliot. 14 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:36,370 Thank you for that report, Nurse Dubois. 15 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,730 I know that was just a sex report. Then you know it's quite rude to interrupt. 16 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:42,850 How can I help? As you know, I'd like to do something bigger in my career, which 17 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:47,210 would lead to me being a trailblazer in my field, inevitably reaching celebrity 18 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:48,210 doctor status. 19 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,170 And then I'd be asked to pose in a sensible... 20 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:55,050 high-cut one-piece for the inspiring women's section of the Sports 21 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:57,650 Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I'm confused how I can help. 22 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:01,250 J.D., you're chief of medicine, Turk's chief of surgery. I know I can do more 23 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:04,470 here, too. I agree with you. You're one of the best doctors we have, and I'll do 24 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:05,690 anything I can to support you. 25 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:06,889 This just in. 26 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:10,510 Gupta's wife found his text messages, and his hair has been unplugged. 27 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:11,609 Gupta's banging? 28 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:15,010 I can't tell you that, Elliot, but you can read about it in Francois' 29 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,710 newsletter, Dubois After Dark. 30 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:18,750 Which is being published now. 31 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,220 The hardest part of this job is being responsible for your friends in a whole 32 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:24,220 new way. 33 00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:27,280 Sorry you got splashed tomorrow. Maybe next time say clamp. 34 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,020 I did. Like four times. 35 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,420 But you told me not to talk until you finished reciting Oprah Winfrey's 36 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:36,660 monologue from The Color Purple. All my life I has to fight. 37 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,420 Right about then is when the blood started spraying. Mimi, when's my next 38 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:42,180 surgery? In five minutes. Dr. Hooch is assisting, so don't be late. 39 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:45,640 I got a tea time, bitch. 40 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:48,640 Turk was taking on a lot of responsibility. 41 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,410 He was the hardest working man in surgery. 42 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,110 Do I got an appendectomy? Yeah. 43 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,930 Do I got a cholecystectomy? Yeah. 44 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:04,630 Do I got a mortgage, three car payments, four college tuition, and a wife who 45 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:05,630 keeps hinting about retiring? 46 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:19,440 Hey, man, what's up? Nothing. I just noticed you've been taking on a lot of 47 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,800 extra work lately. Everything okay? 48 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:24,020 Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just busy. I've also been seeing Raymond a lot 49 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,680 lately. I told you I don't like it when you name my head vein. 50 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:29,020 I'll see you later. Later, Turk. Later, Raymond. 51 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,740 Thank you, J.D. You know I only come out when Turk is super stressed out. Okay, 52 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,000 why does Raymond sound like Aaron Neville? Because it's the only 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 impression I can do. 54 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:40,240 I don't know much, but I know I love you. 55 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:44,820 And that may be all I need. 56 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,800 To know. 57 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Wait, 58 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,540 all the sprinklers are supposed to go off, not just this one. 59 00:02:56,140 --> 00:03:00,120 Like many Nepo babies, the new janitor couldn't quite live up to his brilliant 60 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,140 father. You know, if your father had done this, we'd both be soaking wet. 61 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Probably underwater. 62 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:06,460 Now clean this up. 63 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,620 Right away, Dr. 64 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,900 Dorian. I doubt your dad even knew my name. 65 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,600 Frickin' Nepos. 66 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,880 I know his name. 67 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,640 It's Deadman. 68 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:31,020 Hey, your mom made you some muffins. They're not very good, but it's nice to 69 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,020 see her back on her foot. 70 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:39,600 I can't do this all on my own. No, I know I'm no Superman. 71 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:44,780 I'm no Superman. 72 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,880 Life had handed me a golden opportunity to figure out what was going on with 73 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,220 Turk. Hey, man, my office flooded. Do you mind if I crash here for a bit? 74 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,500 I don't mind at all, but I got a lot of work. Okay. The thing about Turk, he 75 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:01,060 would open up about anything as long as he was throwing a ball around. 76 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:06,560 Oh, look, my sports ball that I love to throw spirals with. I'm open. 77 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,160 You will be, old friend. 78 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,400 You will be. 79 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,800 How you doing? 80 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:16,459 Got a lot on my plate, and I've just been in my head so much lately. 81 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:22,510 Tell me about it. My arm already hurts. How did Giselle's ex-husband do this for 82 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:23,429 a whole match? 83 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:29,610 I have everything that I've ever dreamed of having. It's just, sometimes... Uh 84 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:35,050 -oh, he's putting emotional sauce on it. Come on, J.D., you got this. 85 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:37,510 Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. 86 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,750 Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, are you okay? 87 00:04:42,570 --> 00:04:46,490 I got you in a trachea. Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry. I told you to stop watching 88 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:49,110 Rudy. That's my fault. I don't think you should talk anymore. I can listen. 89 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:50,350 I can listen. 90 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:52,070 Look at me. I'm a mess. 91 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:53,670 A mess? 92 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:56,010 You're wearing the hell out of that blood, girl. 93 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:59,310 Slay. Or should I say, who did you slay? 94 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:02,810 Because of the blood. 95 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,410 Dude, crush on her more. 96 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:11,180 I'm not crushing on her, Blake. I'm the chief resident, okay? It's my job to 97 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,320 support all of my interns equally. 98 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:16,920 Hey, dude, you look like Weird Al. That makes people smile. 99 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,120 Am I crushing on Yankovic, too? 100 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,060 Well, I'm out of credits for the scrubs machine. 101 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,920 I have to go down to laundry and beg for an extra pair. Well, if you have time, 102 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,340 there's a guy down there who gives really good chair massages. Oh, that's 103 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:30,780 Kevin. He cleans the morgue. 104 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,960 He's got the softest hands in the world. 105 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,760 Cold, but soft. 106 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,210 Kevin sounds great. 107 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,070 The blood is congealing on me. Hey, okay, let's go. 108 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,970 Tell Kev I'll be down for my glutes after lunch. 109 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:43,450 Thank you so much. 110 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:47,650 Hey, Elliot, you know how when we were married you said I never listened to 111 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:50,170 you? No, what I actually said was, you know... Elliot, please, I'm talking. 112 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:54,370 That's Siobhan Sims, okay? She's a board member. If you want to do something big 113 00:05:54,370 --> 00:05:57,750 at this hospital, you got to go to her, and I got you a meeting with her for 114 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,610 today at 3 p.m. Don't be late. 115 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,520 Today? Dressed like this? My hair's greasy. I didn't take an everything 116 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,380 shower. She's gonna know. Women like that, no. Don't worry about that. Just 117 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:07,380 tell her your idea. 118 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:08,399 Oh, definitely. 119 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:13,180 As soon as I have one. Elliot, I went to Siobhan Sims, okay? She is a very big 120 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,840 deal. Very rich. You know how a lot of billionaires are going to Mars? 121 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,140 She's headed to Venus. 122 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,300 You know, Venus, Elliot. 123 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,320 Okay, okay, off the top of my head. 124 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:22,740 Breast implants? 125 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,440 For your butt. It's already a thing. Really? How much are they? Elliot, 126 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:26,479 please, focus. 127 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,459 Oh, my God, I'm sweating. 128 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:30,720 And she's looking at me. Tosh, get over here quickly. Ask me a question so it 129 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:31,659 looks like I'm teaching you. 130 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:35,720 Okay, um, Asher wants to go on vacation with me, but I'm like, it's too soon to 131 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,940 spend five days cooped up together, right? I was hoping for a medical 132 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,160 question, but I guess I could field that one. 133 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:42,620 Okay, so instead of staying at one expensive hotel room, you're gonna stay 134 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,960 at a cheaper place, secretly get yourself a second hotel room where you 135 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,960 can conduct certain... 136 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:51,330 Activities that he should never know anything about, i.e., a poop room. You 137 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,870 are a genius. Thank you, Dr. Reed. 138 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:54,390 Dr. Reed? 139 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:58,130 Dr. Dorian said you have a compelling pitch for me. 140 00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:00,330 Yes. Looking forward to it. 141 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:01,550 Great. 142 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:05,430 A poop room? Is that why we have so many Marriott points? 143 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:08,190 I come in peace. 144 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:14,290 Have you ever heard the song Cats in the Cradle? Sure. Okay, well, I hadn't until 145 00:07:14,290 --> 00:07:15,290 last week. 146 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:20,690 It's an amazing song about cats. That's not... And it made me realize I don't 147 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:25,110 spend enough time with my boy, which is why he and I are going to destroy you 148 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:27,190 together, like it says in this song. 149 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:30,110 Dr. Dorian, someone made a mistake you're going to want to deal with. 150 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:31,950 Hey, Francois. Hey, Janet. 151 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:36,510 Last weekend was so fun. You are invited onto that pontoon boat any time. 152 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,190 Pontoon boat? Will you focus? Someone made a mistake. Come on. 153 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:47,450 Hi, I'm Dr. Reed, and this is Dr. Tosh. Hey, I'm Dee. 154 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:49,030 This is Big Gina. 155 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:52,170 She got me handcuffed to this thing because she a freak. Ain't that right, 156 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:55,930 boo? And we're not married, but a judge did put us together. I see you have an 157 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:57,630 infected cut on your foot that isn't healing. 158 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:01,560 Yeah, infirmary gave me two rounds of antibiotics. 159 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,960 Just didn't help. 160 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,500 This could be a bone infection called osteomyelitis. I'm going to order a 161 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,680 blood panel and an MRI. 162 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:11,580 Now, MRIs can be pretty dark and isolating. Have you ever had one before? 163 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,060 No, but I've been in solitary. 164 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:16,700 If you were claustrophobic, we could give you meds to relax you. Oh, I'm 165 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:17,700 hella claustrophobic. 166 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,840 Okay. You two are very hospitable. 167 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:22,250 Y'all got some brains on the inside or something? 168 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:25,950 No. Oh, I do have a salad spinner from the Martha Stewart collection. 169 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:29,650 I have been to prison by accident. I thought it was an outlet mall. 170 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:33,130 Hey, uh, you really bonded with the interns, huh? 171 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:34,470 Yes, equally. 172 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:35,950 I like them all the same amount. 173 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:39,830 Okay, well, I'm sorry. One of them is screwed up. A patient was discharged far 174 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:41,890 too early, and now he's back with an infection. 175 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:45,570 That means the hospital has to pay for the readmit, which is a very expensive 176 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:49,810 mistake. I need you to find out which one it was and come down hard on them. 177 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:54,380 Even if it was Amara. Is she the Persian baddie with a booty? She's the one who 178 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:57,200 likes you. Are you being serious right now? No, Grant. 179 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,820 Does everyone know I like her? They're about to. 180 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:01,940 And now they do. 181 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,900 Hey, nurse, can you give me some... It's me, Blake. 182 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,359 Why are you wearing that? 183 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:11,260 Okay, so I told the guy down in laundry that I'm a surgical intern, but I don't 184 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:14,400 think he heard me, so he gave me nurse's scrubs. It's fine. It's just one day. 185 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,400 That's over in just 14 hours. 186 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,700 Look, I've got a few years on you. 187 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:23,430 And in this job, you don't have the luxury other people your age have to 188 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,670 find themselves. 189 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:29,410 You don't get to move to Austin to make it as a country western star, then 190 00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:33,690 realize you haven't got the talent, so you gotta move back home with nothing to 191 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:38,390 show for yourself but the giant belt buckle that says Blakey. How many lives 192 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,329 have you led? 193 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:40,450 Too many, I reckon. 194 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:44,490 What I'm trying to say is, if you don't grow up, stand up for yourself, and act 195 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,190 like a doctor, then maybe you shouldn't be a doctor. 196 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,210 The problem is your approach. 197 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:56,610 Son, flooding his office? No, you're thinking too big. 198 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:59,090 Here's what we're going to do. Look at this. 199 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:03,010 These are his shower shorts. 200 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,810 Get the scent, boy. 201 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:11,270 Godspeed, tiny soldier. 202 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:20,370 You look great. Oh, thank you. I'm dressed for the job that I want. A 203 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,230 landlord about to foreclose on something inner-city kids rely on? I wish. 204 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:25,890 At least then I'd know what I want to do. 205 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,610 I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, I remember all of my dad's 206 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:31,270 secretaries, but whenever I try to brainstorm about this, I just see tiny 207 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:34,350 little dots in my vision. Elligott, you're overthinking it. Okay, I didn't 208 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,690 want this job at first, but when it's right, you'll know. 209 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:41,430 Perhaps it'll be building an AI data center on the grounds of a Native 210 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:42,650 American burial site. 211 00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:43,870 Not helpful, J.D. 212 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:48,470 After helping Elliot, I felt like I was finally mastering friend-work balance. 213 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,310 Okay, Turk, let's talk. My trachea is reinflated, and we have some unfinished 214 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,490 business. We do. 215 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,270 Do you remember 15 years ago when we made up that fake secret society to mess 216 00:10:57,270 --> 00:11:00,530 with Hooch? The League of the Order of the Stethoscopes. How could I forget? 217 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:04,190 Yes. How come we never followed through on that? Because we got older. We had 218 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:06,850 kids. We got married. We decided we were too mature. 219 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:10,350 Plus, I'm pretty sure we lost the password to our joint AOL account. Well, 220 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,410 I remembered it. 221 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,360 And I think it's time we send Hooch his welcome letter. 222 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,740 It's happening! Finally! 223 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,100 Are you two in it? What's that, Hooch? Nothing. 224 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:24,160 Hooch is on his way to the cafeteria to unlock the secret menu. 225 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,680 Maybe this was all Turk needed. 226 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,320 Just some stupid fun like we used to have back in the day. Can I talk to you? 227 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:38,040 So, that readmit? It wasn't Amara. 228 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,480 Boom! 229 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,150 I'm so sorry. 230 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,890 I'm just so excited, dude. I don't have to be like, hey, girl, you just cost the 231 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:48,030 hospital hundreds of thousands of dollars. And instead I get to go, hey, 232 00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:51,970 girl, you, me, some damn some, and then some, because you, yum, yum. 233 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,120 Wow. How does talking like that usually go for you? I don't normally talk like 234 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,320 this, dude. Just something about her makes my heart feel like it's Christmas. 235 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:05,440 My heart's just like... I've been there, man. I'm actually still there. Sometimes 236 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,740 when my girlfriend gets undressed, I just go... Out loud. 237 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:12,140 And she laughs. She loves it. Yeah, I appreciate the openness. It feels like 238 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:12,899 we're bonding. 239 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,480 Well, it's what I've been looking for. Which is gonna make this next part a 240 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,580 little bit harder to say. It wasn't Amara who screwed up. It was Turk. 241 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,260 That's the thing about the hospital. 242 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,580 There's always something you didn't see coming. 243 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,260 Good news, D. Your MRI is clear. You just need stronger antibiotics, which 244 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:28,740 means, Big Gina, I can clear the patient for discharge. 245 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,940 I'll call it in. 246 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,600 Oh, wait, wait, wait. I've been waiting for her to move all day. 247 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:37,260 Please, I really need to talk to you. I'm headed to a really important 248 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:39,900 meeting. I cannot be late. Like, if I mess this up, it could change the course 249 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:43,340 of my life. Can you imagine that? Making one mistake that ruins your whole life. 250 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:48,060 I'm really sorry. I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't really important. 251 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:54,120 whether it changes your priorities or even threatens one of your closest 252 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,120 relationships. 253 00:12:56,180 --> 00:13:02,620 Hey. Hey, hey. Um, so you know that readmit that's probably gonna result in 254 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,700 a disciplinary action? 255 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,960 Oh, yeah. 256 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,540 I'd hate to be that guy. 257 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,260 Yeah, um, funny thing, you are that guy. 258 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,500 Heads up! 259 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:19,330 My high school guidance counselor was right. These hands are strictly jazz. 260 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:22,710 Turk was pretty mad. 261 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,130 I was going to give him a little space. 262 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:27,870 Unfortunately, not everyone knew to do the same. Dr. Turk, I am finally 263 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:28,870 asserting myself. 264 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,210 You don't listen to me in surgery. 265 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:33,570 I demand you start treating me like a real doctor. You demand? 266 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,170 Oh, no. 267 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:41,110 I find your lack of faith disturbing. 268 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:47,350 Do me! Do me! 269 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:49,090 I always suspected. 270 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:52,570 Big Gina, I'm gonna need you to step out while I examine this patient. It turns 271 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:58,190 out that her foot infection has traveled to a very sensitive part of her body. 272 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:01,790 It is a real condition called athlete's bajingoitis. 273 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,850 Okay, fine. Just go and take Tasha's collateral. Hmm? Wait, what's happening? 274 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,470 Oh, hello, big hands. 275 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:09,849 All right, listen. 276 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,470 I never took the antibiotics at the infirmary. I wanted to get sick enough 277 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,830 to come here. I need to get help for my son. 278 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:20,600 He has asthma. He is really sick. I don't have the money to send him to see 279 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,519 a specialist. 280 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,820 There's got to be something you could do. 281 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,420 Okay, how old is your son? 282 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,940 Twelve. Does he have a corticosteroid inhaler? He has one for emergencies. 283 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,640 It's really dangerous for him not to have the right inhaler. 284 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:35,240 Put in the number of whoever's taking care of your son. I'll get him 285 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,119 everything he needs. 286 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,120 Thank you. 287 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,980 I know you're missing your meeting for this. It's okay. 288 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,580 I know what it's like to worry about your kid. 289 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,280 Don't get mad. I asked her to hold me like a baby. 290 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,420 Can you please come in here with me and close the door? 291 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,400 Yes. I just need to do one thing. One second. 292 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,500 My man. 293 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,920 Hey, what's up? 294 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,100 Do you think I'm a real doctor? 295 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Of course I do. 296 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,860 Blake says I don't act like one, so maybe I shouldn't be one. And Dr. Turk 297 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,800 won't even listen to me about listening to me. Give yourself a break. You're an 298 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,420 intern. You're learning how all this goes. 299 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,370 All you need to do is find your voice. 300 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,170 You can get anything you want. 301 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:18,370 That's really sweet. 302 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:20,610 Thank you. 303 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:24,930 I do have to grab one of these trach kits because I do have a patient who 304 00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:27,030 hasn't been breathing for a couple minutes. 305 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:30,790 It's cool. She's a swimmer, so she knows how to hold her breath. 306 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:38,010 Okay. I am done trying to pull it out of you. Here's what I think. 307 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:41,470 Before I moved back here, you were burned out. 308 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:42,950 You were not okay. 309 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:48,650 And then I came back, and it was like a serotonin hit. We had so much fun, but 310 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,970 that's just a temporary fix. 311 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:54,290 You're distracting yourself from whatever it is that's going on with you 312 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:58,150 by taking on way too much work, and that is the real reason that you made a bad 313 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:02,370 call, and we both know it. Buddy, I got the career I wanted. I got the family I 314 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:04,250 wanted. On paper, I'm golden. 315 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,170 But it doesn't feel that way, does it? 316 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:11,110 It feels fine. 317 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:15,339 I'm good. 318 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:20,440 If you're not gonna talk to me, I think you should see someone and get some real 319 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,440 help. No. 320 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,600 I do not want to be perceived as that type of person around here. 321 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,280 I won't let this affect my work. 322 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,840 The problem is, Turk, it already is. 323 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,840 You'd think doctors would be the first to know there's nothing wrong with 324 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,180 getting help, but that's not how it goes. 325 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,860 Hey. You told me to stand up for myself, right? Oh, God. 326 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,720 I need to find my voice around here. 327 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,400 You will take me seriously as a doctor. 328 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,040 And as a woman. 329 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,000 You're going to take me out to drinks. 330 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,240 And not as friends. 331 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:57,660 Sexually. 332 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,239 Excuse me. 333 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,460 That is not a promise, just a vibe. 334 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,900 Sweet. It is sweet. 335 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,060 Thank you. My pleasure. 336 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:10,619 You're dead to me. 337 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:13,690 Hey. Hey. 338 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,390 Turn off your empathy. Turn off your empathy. 339 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:21,210 Okay? You know, we don't want to say that our kid is a disappointment. We 340 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:25,810 love him, no matter what. But when I see you standing there, perfectly fine. 341 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:30,090 Every breath you take reminds me that I raised a failure. 342 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:33,870 You know, uh... Janitor. 343 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:39,000 I know it's hard, but at a certain point, I think you need to accept the 344 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,840 fact that the man he is is not the man you are. 345 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400 That's loser talk. 346 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,580 And loser talk is contagious. 347 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,440 You're the reason my son is the way he is. You know what? I don't even know why 348 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,480 I bothered. I don't even think he's your real son. 349 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,880 How dare you. 350 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,440 What do you want, a DNA test? 351 00:17:55,260 --> 00:18:01,640 In the case of the 514-month-old nepo janitor, janitor, you are not the 352 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,640 father. 353 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,080 You owe me $237,000! 354 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,920 I'm rich! 355 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,260 You know, I thought that maybe fatherhood would transcend all the 356 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,060 conflict between us, but no. 357 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,160 The fight continues. 358 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,540 Wait, 359 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,239 JD's not here? 360 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,120 No. I kicked him out. 361 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,720 That guy's so annoying. 362 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:33,200 The most annoying thing about him is how much he loves you. I mean, nothing and 363 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,180 no one makes him as happy as you do. 364 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,060 And I know that because he put it in our wedding vows. 365 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,340 I told him to take that out. 366 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,720 I did cry a little when he said it. 367 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,820 The day you stop having fun with him is the day I start worrying about you. 368 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,820 Here you are. 369 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,840 So, I think I have an idea. 370 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,620 Is it turning 101 Dalmatians into a coat? 371 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,780 Listen, thank you so much for setting up the meeting with Siobhan, but I missed 372 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,960 it to help my patient, and it made me realize what I want to do. 373 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,840 So many people have health questions, and they can't afford to get the answers 374 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,020 to it, let alone all the medication that they need. 375 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,780 I want to open a mobile-free clinic and get the services directly to those 376 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,780 people. See? 377 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,720 I told you you'd find your thing. 378 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,219 Team Elliot. 379 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,220 Thanks. 380 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,900 The thing about Siobhan is... 381 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,640 No matter what stage in life we're in, we're all still finding ourselves. 382 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,740 Clem? Some of us are finding our voices. 383 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,340 I said, Clem! 384 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,980 Game recognizes game. 385 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,460 I would like to invite you to a secret society I've recently joined. 386 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:55,700 Some of us are finding ourselves alone in the universe. 387 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:02,370 We want to believe we know ourselves, but sometimes we have to leave it to the 388 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:05,070 people who've always known us better. Hey, watch your throat. 389 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,290 I decided to cut back on my workload. 390 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,230 And? And talk to someone. It's time. 391 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,510 I'm proud of you. 392 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:17,430 Yeah, you were, uh, you were right to call me out on my mistake. 393 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:21,590 Well, as chief, I'm responsible for everything that happens here. 394 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,330 And here. 395 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:27,290 I know you're pointing at my heart, but you're also touching my nipple. 396 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:28,990 And now it's weird. 397 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,230 Should I even it out? 398 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:32,470 Stop. Come on. 399 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,870 Go long. I will. Come on, right here. 400 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,470 I'm out. 401 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,910 It just makes sense to me. 402 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:45,670 Yeah, well, maybe flies can't actually be trained. 403 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,530 That was a waste of three weeks of my life. 404 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,430 Hold still, sir. 405 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:56,110 Got it. 406 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:03,330 You see, son, this shows you that with some determination and a little bit of 407 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,390 bitterness, you can win your way to victory. 408 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:07,910 That's it. 409 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,690 No screens for a month. 410 00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:11,370 Dad, you're the worst. 411 00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:12,650 Go to timeout. 412 00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:18,630 See you tomorrow.